Ladies Will Love Lapis (For What It Teaches Others)
I couldn’t not post about this. I tried to avoid the temptation, to not give in to the overwhelming urge to tell women to subtly tuck this in their boy/girlfriend’s stocking, but I can’t help it. Women with sexually inept partners simply must know, they deserve to know!
Game designer Heather Kelley (of Thief:DS and Chaos Theory fame) should be given a medal for her latest effort, which sadly is only in the demo stages at the moment (here’s hoping it’s available by Valentine’s Day), but could revolutionize the bedroom lives of women everywhere. And to think all that it took was a Nintendo DS and a blue bunny. If Nintendo buys in to the project, the microphone and stylus could represent the nose and tail of Lapis, the aforementioned rabbit, and using the touchpad a player stimulates these areas using motions that bunnykins finds pleasing. Object? Make bunny fly. Ahem.
According to gamesblog’s Aleks Krotoski: “This is undoubtably the best female orgasm simulator that gamesblog has had the pleasure to play with”…now to get this into hands that really need it.
10 opinions for Ladies Will Love Lapis (For What It Teaches Others)
Cal
Dec 15, 2005 at 12:20 am
If all it took was a microphone, a stylus and a touchpad ;)
Do you have to buy the bunny dinner and a nice bottle of wine first, do you have to ask inane questions and listen attentively to the replies, do you have to whisper sweet nothings in its ear whilst sitting on the couch, do you have to wait for tea pots to start rising into the air before you *ahem* proceed further… :)
I’m going straight to hell for this!
Karine
Dec 15, 2005 at 1:10 am
For what, Cal ? for the comment, or for the game? ;)
Tor
Dec 15, 2005 at 1:12 am
What the-? You stimulate a bunny? I must’ve got this wrong, oh please tell me I’m wrong.. am at school so can’t watch the demo or anything… *worries*
Cal
Dec 15, 2005 at 2:20 am
Hey, at least they didn’t make it a feline animal…
Doooomed I tell you, I’m doooomed
Please delete this if you want!
Ingrid
Dec 15, 2005 at 5:47 am
Hahahaha…
Haahahahahahahaha…..
Jeremy Wright
Dec 15, 2005 at 6:50 am
I’m going to hell just for reading these comments.
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Erin
Dec 15, 2005 at 7:49 am
I think the designer was going for some measure of subtlety Cal, so making it Puss in Boots might have been a little much. Hee!
No one is going to hell by the way, it’s a beautiful and natural part of life. And you give what you get. So get Lapis, give great, and get laid.
Okay, so I might be going to hell for that last line.
Ingrid
Dec 15, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Too bad it doesn’t vibrate. It could have multi-purposes!
… hell is going to be very crowded …
Tor
Dec 16, 2005 at 4:29 pm
It’s a frekkin’ rabbit! Am I the only one who sees the WRONG in this!? Eeew, I mean, eew! You stimulate a bunny! *dies*
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